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  "pronoun": ["his", "my", "our", "the", "your"],
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  "illuminati": ["The Bavarian Illuminati", "The Bermuda Triangle", "The Discordian Society", "The Gnomes of Zurich", "The Network", "The Servants of Cthulhu", "The Society of Assassins", "The UFOs"]
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  [[5, ["intro"]], "name", "is the", [2, ["adjective"]], "noun", ";", "name", "preposition", "place"],
  [[5, ["intro"]], "you must meet", "name", "at", "place", "and get the", [2, ["adjective"]], "noun"],
  [[5, ["intro"]], "a", "noun", "from", "place", "action", "the", [2, ["adjective"]], [5, ["adjective"]], "noun"]
];

var fnordersFromWrapper = document.getElementById("fnorders-from");
var fnordersWrapper = document.getElementById("fnorders");

function capitalize(string) {
  return string.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + string.slice(1);
}

function random(theArray){
  return theArray[Math.floor(Math.random()*theArray.length)];
}

function fnordify(template){
  if(typeof(template[0]) == "number"){
    // 1 in N 'chance of'
    if(Math.random() < (1 / template[0])){ return fnordify(template[1]); } else { return false; }
  }
  return template.map(function(item){
    if(typeof(item) == 'string' && parts[item]){
      // random part
      return random(parts[item]);
    } else if (typeof(item) == 'string'){
      return item;
    } else {
      return fnordify(item);
    }
  }).filter(function(part){ return(!!part); }).join(' ').replace(/ +([\.!;:])/g, "$1");
}

function fnorders(){
  return capitalize(fnordify(random(template))) + '.';
}

function newFnorders(){
  fnordersFromWrapper.innerHTML = fnordify(["illuminati"]);
  fnordersWrapper.innerHTML = fnorders();
}

document.getElementById("fnord").addEventListener("click", newFnorders);

newFnorders();