Just then, a crazed ostrich smacks into you at full-speed.
You wake up in the hospital. You see your phone, but it's just out of reach.
What do you do?
[Wait, and hope for the best] (../existential-dread/existential-dread.md)
[Ask the cat that just walked in for help] (../ask-a-cat/cat.md)
[Find a fork and start trying knots on it. (I have no idea…)] (../fork-knots/melt-with-fork.md)