friends_but_short.srt

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You don't understand.

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For us, kissing is as
important as any part.

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Yeah, right!

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You serious?

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Oh, yeah.

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- Everything is in that first kiss.
- Absolutely.

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For us, kissing's an opening act..

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like the comedian
you have to sit through..

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before Pink Floyd comes out.

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And it's not that
we don't like the comedian.

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It's just that that's not
why we bought the ticket.

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The problem is, no matter
how great the show was..

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you girls are looking
for the comedian again.

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We're in the car, fighting traffic,
just trying to stay awake.

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Word of advice:
Bring back the comedian.

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Or next time you'll find yourself
listening to that album alone.

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Are we still talking about sex?

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The One With the Sonogram at the End

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No, it's good. It is good.

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It's just that Doesn't she seem
a little angry?

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Well, she has issues.

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Does she?

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Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving."